Which of my children will gain homicidal urges?

WTF?....Just plain WTF?



You may call this a follow-up to Inappropriate wedding photos...or you could call this an informational as to how to scar your children for life...but whatever you call it...it's classic. We've all taken the dreaded family portrait. Most of the time our good ol' parents just put us in some stupid sweater, comb our hair, and take us to Sears. Then there are these families. The families who just can't settle. They want their picture to be "special". Special obviously meaning "what kind of picture can I take to make my kids turn into social misfits?". That kind of special. So PLEASE...if anyone her becomes, is, or knows parents...DO NOT DO THIS. Settle. Settle for glamour shots. Sears does nicely priced packages. This is my good deed for the day. I'm out and you're welcome....