Russian Girls Walking Around A City

As we put the finishing touches on our TOP TEN HOTTEST RUSSKIE CHICKS, we figured we'd give a little taste of what the quality of ladies is currently walking around the streets of just about any Russian city.

Well what's so special about that you might ask? Here in America, you're Joe Bob, the local guy who works the 4 to 4 midnight shift at the downtown Akron IHOP. You scrub the toilets all night, then you go home and play X-Box in your mother's basement. Most women wouldn't go near you if they were paid to.  In fact, your downright pathetic.

But in Mother Russia, you're a friggin American.  These girls have fantasies about meeting a dude just like you who could wisk them away from poverty and despair at any minute. You might as well be Brad Pitt and Bill Gates over there.

Get it.  Here you're Gary Coleman(the later years). Over there, your Charles Bronson in The Great Escape. Rough, tough, and mysterious. And that's why it's awesome.  And that's why Russian girls are so much hotter.

"I like Joe Bob very much.  He buy me cellphone....with camera in it!"