Katy Perry Has Nice Twits

Sure the tit(le) of today's post might have gotten me mean looks from the ladies, but it is definitely my best one to date. Katy Perry looked great at the awards and had the biggest...balls (thank you),. She immediately ripped Kanye on her Twitter page.

We all know what happened, but most celebs (especially guys), were scared to let this douche have it. Not these ladies. Peep the twits post "The Taylor Swift Incident".

"FUCK U KANYE. IT'S LIKE U STEPPED 0N A KITTEN." - Katy Perry

"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." - Pink

congrats @taylorswift13 on your vma!!! you deserve it more than anyone!! I saw the devil in action when kanye west stole your mic! u rock!!!" - Heidi Montag

Kelly Clarkson:
Dear Kanye,
What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we're all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like shit. I mean, I've seen you do some pretty shitty things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, asshole ways. It's absolutely fascinating how much I don't like you. I like everyone. I even like my asshole ex that cheated on me over you...which is pretty odd since I don't even personally know you. The best part of this evening is that you weren't even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??
I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her...so why can't you be?? I'm not even mad at you for being an asshole...I just pity you because you're a sad human being.
On a side note, Beyonce has always been a class act and proved again tonight that she still is. Go TEXAS!!
Taylor Swift, you outsell him ....that's why he's bitter. You know I love your work! Keep it up girl! KC :)

My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!

Wait that was really a post about her precious Daisy, a Malti-Poo dog, getting eaten by a coyote. I bet you it was ugly...Coyote Ugly? No? Ahh forget it.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love

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