10/29/09
The Sluttiest Halloween Costumes- A Definitive List Part I
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I started out to try and do a quick post on the Sluttiest Halloween outfits out there. However, it's quickly turning into a sort of Magnus Opus to the Pagan holiday.
Group Lingerie
So to start it off, I figured I'd show the sluttiest of all Halloween outfits, the group in lingerie costume. Nothing screams that not only have I wanted to dress like this all year, but I also surround myself with others who also want to. This year, if you get invited to a party and a group of five or six girls walk in all wearing nothing but what they might wear in bed, scream Yahtzee...then call me. I'll bring some more beer and we can both stare at them like sick perverts together.
The Bunny
This is the classic, but always effective. Why? Cause just about every guy out there has wished that one day they'd be lucky enough to bang a Hugh Heffner quality girl...that and the ass. There's plenty of ass showing in the bunny outfit and that works all the time.
Tomorrow's edition: Drunk Dorothy, Girl dressed as a beer keg and knee high socks!
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