8/1/09
Your Weekend Motivation
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It's the weekend and it sucks. They won't let you come back to work for another 48 hours. God knows you tried. What the Hell are you going to do to spend your time, read your comic books for the eighty seventh time?
Here's a little motivational help to get you through the next two days. And don't worry, before you know it it will be Monday morning again and you'll be back at work staring at the hot 22 year old receptionist hoping against hope that her massive cans fall out of her tight white shirt and you might get a nip slip. Ahhh, work.

The Nudge Staff
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