8/6/09
"Guess Who'sTwit It Is?" Game- Is It Charles Manson Quote or Jessica Simspon Twit
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Play the Twitter game with The Nudge where you try to guess whether the quote is from Jessica Simpson's Twit, Katy Pery’s Twit or is it an insane rambling from everyone's favorite incarcerated murderer- Charles Manson.
1) I just woke up from a dream where I was told that if I ate a meatball sub I'd have to pee all day. Why would I dream that? I had to pee.
2) Anything you see in me is in you. If you want to see a vicious killer, that's who you'll see, do you understand that? If you see me as your brother, that's what I'll be. It all depends on how much love you have. I am you, and when you can admit that, you will be free. I am just a mirror.
3) I am not of your world. I've spent all my life in prison. When I was a child I was an orphan and too ugly to be adopted. Now I am too beautiful to be set free.
4) I cackle when I laugh too hard...out of breath on bx toys!!!
5) I can't stop laughing i might have a panic attack
6) Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble google. Do you begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?
7) In prison? What prison? You got a prison in your mind? You see what I'm saying? You're in prison, son. You're the one that's in jail because you think there is such a thing as a prison. I'm sitting on the ground and a guy comes up and draws a line and he says "You're in prison". I say "Oh, I'm in prison?" and he puts up a big gate and says "You can't get out". I say "Oh, I can't get out?" and he says "Yes", then he dresses people up and walks them back and forth and has them say "We're keeping you locked up" and I say "Oh you are? I didn't have anything else to do anyway."
8) i just laughed so hard at her RT to perez. just change a response from someone the way you want people to read it.
9) whole crew eats papajohns 4 breaky in the airport & I go w/healthier choice. This is how I sacrifice.. calm down fatty Katy.
10) I was so smart when I was a kid that I learnt that I was dumb fast.
11) r u the type of friend that wouldn't tell ur friend if they had something stuck in their teeth? What bout bad breath? Wouldn't u wanna know
1) I just woke up from a dream where I was told that if I ate a meatball sub I'd have to pee all day. Why would I dream that? I had to pee.
2) Anything you see in me is in you. If you want to see a vicious killer, that's who you'll see, do you understand that? If you see me as your brother, that's what I'll be. It all depends on how much love you have. I am you, and when you can admit that, you will be free. I am just a mirror.
3) I am not of your world. I've spent all my life in prison. When I was a child I was an orphan and too ugly to be adopted. Now I am too beautiful to be set free.
4) I cackle when I laugh too hard...out of breath on bx toys!!!
5) I can't stop laughing i might have a panic attack
6) Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble google. Do you begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?
7) In prison? What prison? You got a prison in your mind? You see what I'm saying? You're in prison, son. You're the one that's in jail because you think there is such a thing as a prison. I'm sitting on the ground and a guy comes up and draws a line and he says "You're in prison". I say "Oh, I'm in prison?" and he puts up a big gate and says "You can't get out". I say "Oh, I can't get out?" and he says "Yes", then he dresses people up and walks them back and forth and has them say "We're keeping you locked up" and I say "Oh you are? I didn't have anything else to do anyway."
8) i just laughed so hard at her RT to perez. just change a response from someone the way you want people to read it.
9) whole crew eats papajohns 4 breaky in the airport & I go w/healthier choice. This is how I sacrifice.. calm down fatty Katy.
10) I was so smart when I was a kid that I learnt that I was dumb fast.
11) r u the type of friend that wouldn't tell ur friend if they had something stuck in their teeth? What bout bad breath? Wouldn't u wanna know
Answer: They're all Jessica Simpson quotes from her Twitter account. Now tell the truth, you're starting to feel bad about badmouthing Nick Lachey after they broke up aren't you. Now that you know she's insane, could you really blame him?
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