Macaulay is MJ's Baby Daddy

The Sun revealed today who they think "real" father of Blanket potential is. No, not Andy Dick dressed up as Ronald McDonald, but none other than Macaulay Culkin. Don't believe me...well keep reading.

Right off the bat, I'd like to say this is the Sun breaking this story so take it with a grain of salt. That being said it's no secret that MJ, that's Michael Jackson for you people under a rock for the last 35 years, was bff's 4 evaz with the little fruitcake in the early 90's. It is also no secret that both of them shared of love for sleep over's with member's of the same sex (nothing wrong with that). Even when MJ was on trial for child molestation, Culkin testified in MJ's defense, showing the bond the two had (heeehee).

It is noooooooo surprise to any body that MJ is not the biological father of Blanket, but inquiring minds want to know who is the father. I mean the kids when going to get a haircut have to have the barber sweep their hair into bags just so people don't scoop up hair to do DNA tests (True Story).

Jacko has gone on record as saying that he idolized Macaulay "ahhhhhh" Culkin and thought he had "perfect" look. Now most people are coming out the blue saying they are the father of the one we call Blanket, but is Macaulay. Nope. In fact, he has not even commented about it at all.

I don't know why I'm so obsessed with this, but I am. The plot thickens on who is the father of these kids. Who knows maybe Macaulay did grab an issue of Washboard Abs and donated a cup O' Culkin to his boy MJ. Stranger things have happened. I mean did you seen Party Monster?

That's What She Said,

Mike Love

The Nudge Staff

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