8/12/09
The Hammers of Humpday- Bringing You The Wet T-Shirt
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When scientists look back on our times and ask what was the greatest idea of all-time back then, a couple people of course are going to say the Flowbee, others might say something about the artificial heart, but really, the greatest idea of our time is the wet t-shirt contest. Where else but a wet t-shirt contest can you have ordinary women standing up on stage while some bouncer named "Moe" pours a pitcher of water over them, while twenty four idiots in the crowd eye fuck their chesticles. It's an idea that never goes out of style. So today we say thank you Mister Wet T-Shirt COntest Inventorer. Your my hero.
The Nudge Staff
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