Guido Mating Dance

Just when you thought you couldn't take these jerks any more a video pops up to make you even more furious. Although I have to say I'm starting to feel a little bad for them now. Maybe it's the bird's eye view. Today's Video of the day is Guido Dancing.

Scene: Cabo San Lucas (probably Spring Break. Guido and Guidette get into some tribal mating dance looking like animals you'd see on Nature Geographic. In Australian voice (whispering) "Ok they JUST spotted each other, he presents his ripped boyfriend cropped jeans to her. Here she goes doing her strip dance, drawing him in annndd waiiitt there's another mate who just back flipped in his tank top to woo the unsuspecting mate". Sorry don't know where I was going with that, but you get my drift.

Scroll down to see these morons in action. From above it's even better. I leave you with Urban Dictionary's take on Guidos/Guidettes. Enjoy

Guido (noun.)an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.

Guidette (noun.)stupid whore with bleached blond dyed hair with excess black roots, gel/ hairspray, highlights, and eyemake up. Extra fake boobs usually pop out of the "Italian Princess" shirt that was purchased 10 sized too small with an exposed long dangly silver belly button ring that was most likely pierced at a grimey stand on the board walk. Stretchy fake denim jeans in which the playboy G string will be exposed to accent the playboy bunny necklace that can be found around the neck. You can find these specimens on myspace whoring themselves, on a guido's top eight, at any grimey club that plays DJ insane, or at local malls usually socializing with other guidos and guidettes

That's What She Said,

Mike Love

The Nudge Staff

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