Tush-Tush Tuesday- Walter Kronkite Can't Push You Around Anymore Edition

That Blabbermouth Kronkite would always go on and on at all the press award shows at how he was the one America was watching when this happened and how America tuned in to hear what he was saying when that happened. He really had a huge friggin ego. And whenever The Nudge would try and break into the conversation and say "Dude, all you really did was read the damn crap off a teleprompter. You never wrote a thing in your life!"



He would always look up real slow...turn to me and make sure he had everyone's attention. Then, once he knew he had it, he would always say the same thing, "Shut up you smut peddler." Then him and Rather and Brinkley would all have a big laugh. And I would cry on the way driving home.

Well, Kronkite can't put The Nudge down anymore, so really, who's laughing now Walter? Enjoy your Tush Tush Tuesday Fellas. And at the next press junket, if that Diane Sawyer gives me any lip, I'll.....

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