7/9/09
Nudge aka The New King of Pop Presents Hand Bra's
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I'm officially taking the name, "The New King of Pop" before they give it to Chris Brown or Old Dirty Bastard. I know what you're saying: a) ODB deserves it, and b) my album hasn't officially dropped yet. And by dropped I mean it hasn't really been recorded yet..or written...or even been conceived yet. And also there's that little matter of me not being able to sing or carry a tune. But I do a mean Moonwalk. And I also hate Chris Brown. So from now on, until someone tells me differently, I'm going to start signing my checks that way, and get that tattooed on my knuckles.
Man you guys love your hand bras Huh? Enjoy it. And if I start talking in a high toned voice next time you see me, just go along with it. "I held him very tight while I was hanging my baby out the window!"
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