aka "The New King of Pop" Salutes Nudge Man of the Week Cristiano Ronaldo ~ Beat By The Nudge- No, You're Dumb!

7/9/09

aka "The New King of Pop" Salutes Nudge Man of the Week Cristiano Ronaldo

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Beat by the Nudge salutes our Nudge Man of the Week, Real Madrid Footballer Cristiano Ronaldo. No, not for his exploits of taking dives on the pitch, no, he gets the award for creating the greatest headline in the history of print media.

The Sun UK reported today, underneath that great headline, that the Portuguese player reportedly took three girls home with him the other night after a night of drinking in the states. They even printed the girls names who got it on with him.

Americans Suzanne Coppin, 32, and Allison Aimee, 26, met randy Ron 24, as he partied in his Beverly Hills hotel bar.
Allison revealed: “We had a dance-off and Cristiano excitedly said he would be the judge. We played Aerosmith’s hit Crazy and it became a sexy lapdance.
“Cristiano couldn’t take his eyes off me. I felt the sparks fly as I leaned into him. Next it was Suzanne’s turn. She straddled me and pressed her chest into my face.
“Cristiano could not take his eyes off of her rear end.Soon she was whispering in his ear and running her hands over his chest.”
The Portuguese striker — moving from Man United to Real Madrid for £80million — was ALREADY snogging a brunette when the two girls arrived at the bar.
But he pulled them as well, using the wink made famous when he got England’s Wayne Rooney sent off in the 2006 World Cup.
Suzanne said: “He was kissing the girl and staring at us. He made eye contact and threw a sexy, knowing wink. He knows his effect on women.”

So today we salute you Mr. Ronaldo. Just don't look for anymore kind words coming your way from us in the near future. Enjoy loosing to Messi twice a year.