Joba Chamberlain Girlfriend? ~ Beat By The Nudge- No, You're Dumb!

7/1/09

Joba Chamberlain Girlfriend?

Close your eyes. Imagine being 23 years old and being a star pitcher for the New York Yankees. Now open them. What did you see? Computer desk filled with old Kiss album covers and suspect bounty tissues. No, not what DO you see. What DID you see? I'll tell you what I saw. All my childhood dreams coming true. My family sitting in the best seats watching me pitch in the house that Jeter built. It doesn't stop here. What else do I see? I see ladies that make Halle Berry look like Whoopi.

Butttttttttttttttt, what seems as a current theme "Superstar" athletes find themselves locked into ehhh women. Now don't get me wrong, the chick in this picture is good looking. If he was an average Joba (a thank you) then fine, I'd say nice catch dude. But he's not. He's Superstar athlete Joba Chamberlain, Yankees new baby Millionaire. A girl like this would definitely be scraps for my less fortunate friends. You can bet your bottom dollar I'd be in Spain, Brazil, Iceland you name it picking future Victoria Secret models out and strutting them around town (aka my mansion).

When you find out more about this girl it just gets worse. Our friends at Socialite.com say her name is Jamie and that she's 24 yrs old. She's a known party animal in the NYC area andddddddd lovesssss mingling with The Big Apple's big time athletes. Now your telling me this guy has no idea about the real true deal on this girl. I wouldn't bust his chops, so much if it didn't seem in these pictures that he's acting like its his boo.
(*Boo (Urban Dictionary meaning):noun. 1 Syllable: boyfriend or girlfriend). She even has pet names for him. Jobie-Son, JLC and Jubba Boo. I just threw up on t-shirt, the same one that had old stains from puking when I saw the Paris Hilton sex tape.

Has NONE of the athletes learned from Derek Jeter? I swear. Makes me sick how well he does his thing. NEVER would you see him around a girl like this. NEVER. Maybe if she was a news reporter and Melky needed a translator for the interview. I leave you with this quote by Socialite.com.

Money and fame do the talking. This guy out on the streets would have little shot with this caliber of woman if he was a bricklayer making $17 an hour.
Put a 98 m.p.h. fastball in that bricklayer’s hand and make him wear a Yankees jersey and you have dating material.

***The pic of the SuperBowl ring is just one pic of her flossing one of the NY Giants Championship Ring's. Pre-bukkake after party hosted by her mug I'm sure.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love