Hump Day Hammers-Lindsay Lohan Turned Down A Starring Role In The Hangover Edition

A Supposed True Story: Lindsay Lohan, a couple of months ago, was pretty down on her luck. She was running out money and no one would hire her for a part in any Hollywood flix cause she was too tough to get insurance for. Lindsay's agent had another client who was in the process of putting together a picture that lacked "star power" called The Hangover.

The agent asked his client if he wouldn't mind casting Lindsay Lohan in the upcoming flick. To try and grab some star power, the dude said yes and offered her the part of the prostitute who gets married to Ed Helms. Lindsay, in her foresight and knowledge turned the part down cause she said the movie was going to bomb. In her place, the very luscious and endearing Heather Graham played the part perfectly. And now, because of that rush to judgment, Lohan is about ten minutes away from doing all out bukkake for $4,000 a scene, and Graham is fresh in The Nudge's Spank Bank once again.

Enjoy the Humpday Fellas!

The Nudge Staff

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