Justin "The Dream" Bieber will host MTV's Punk'd and then bang a women thirty years older than him

Ordinarily I only post one Justin Bieber post per week, it's sort of my creed that I live by.  But when this news broke I figured I'd have to break that golden rule just this once,  the gods of pedophilia will forgive me.

It's seems the Bieb is stepping into some pretty big shoes taking over Ashton "Open Marriage" Kutcher's spot as the annoying jack ass who jumps out of a back of a truck just before a celebrity is about to open a can of woop ass on some poor actor and say "Gotcha."

multiple industry insiders tell Vulture that the tween singer has been all but officially tapped as the host of a revival of Ashton Kutcher‘s Punk’d for the network, assuming all details can be worked out.
Kutcher isn’t entirely relinquishing the celebrity practical-joke franchise he birthed back in 2003: He’ll remain as an executive producer of the new series via his Katalyst Entertainment. But if a deal can be worked out, the on-air baby face of the new show will be none other than Biebs.

Don't tell anyone, but I heard that the first prank he's going to play is banging Ashton Kutcher's MILF of a wife Demi Moore in the back of his Prius.  Gotcha Douche!  Oh think of the fun.

Check out Demi Moore's unbelievable Twitter pics here