Justin Bieber Doll- The Christmas Gift for the Middle Aged Pedophile in Your Life

Got an uncle that used to touch you as a kid and you're not really sure what to get him this Christmas.  Why not head down to the local toys r us with many other pedophiles and pedophile loved ones and purchase a really tough looking version of the Justin Bieber doll.  Yes there are two versions of the doll- one with him looking his macho-ist and and another of his sweeter gentler side.

The mini Justin dolls will be released in December.
Justin, 16, is not the first star to be made into a toy.
During the peak of their fame in the 90s, the Spice Girls all had their own figurines, as did Take That and Britney Spears.

Now to pump some heterosexuality back into this joint, let's all look at pictures of hot girls and toilet bowls.  yea, that really get's the testosterone back up.

I snuck it in bitches

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