Penelope Cruz vs. The Beach

Crowds cheered as I pit Aguilera up against "The Motorcycle". Due to this resounding demand for such intense battles I present to you today's match: Penelope Cruz vs. "The Beach". Oh it's gonna be a good one.

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First off I wanna say that Penelope is 35 year's old, which usually is the girl's mom's ages that the Nudge puts up here. However, Penelope, although a little older, just keeps getting better and better my book.

These shots are from, well whatta know, a beach in Brazil where that dude from Old Country For Old Men get's what appears to be numerous tushy squeezes out of Penelope. With my luck, a wave would come and knock his shorts off, while her bikini stays to her skin like Elmer's was applied to it. Enjoy.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love

The Nudge Staff

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