Melissa Satta- The Stripping Italian Newscaster

Here in New York most guys watch the news every morning just to see Jill Nicolini's globes. Whatever. Melissa Satta does the news too, just its an Italian show called Strip The News where she and Thais Wiggers dance with hardly anything on. Jill who?

Born in Boston, Massachusetts, Melissa Satta's parents eventually parked down in Milan, Italy where she could be near a beach at all times. Thank the heavens. Not only is she a model, she also placed 3rd in the Italian Karate Championships, so you might want to be careful with the rough stuff. Scratch that, increase the rough stuff.

Christian Vieri is one lucky dude not only is he a professional football (non-American) player, but he is Melissa Satta's boy toy. Maybe my son will one day get a soccer ball, instead of a baseball like I originally intended. Football players scoop up muchhh better tail. Enjoy.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love