I DONT HIT CHICKS

Matt Kemp doesn't...I repeat...doesn't hit chicks. If anyone doesn't know who Matt Kemp is...well...he plays this little known sport in America. It's called Baseball. More specifically...center field for the Dodgers...and he doesn't hit chicks.

Somehow he connected with FunnyorDie.com and made this amusing little parody of the ever stupid Match.com commercials. I always thought of him as a good player (though he's no Melky Cabrera), but after this...he's aces in my book. Any multi-million dollar athlete who can poke fun at himself, and at other athletic stereotypes gets brownie points from this nudger. And he doesn't hit chicks.

So stay away from the porn websites for 1 minutes (it's alot to ask of you) and watch this...it's worth it. You're welcome and I'm out...

The Nudge Staff

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