11/20/09
Josie Maran- The Original Nudgette Hottie
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This was an actual discussion during a staff meeting here at BbtN.
Who's the hottest girl we ever had on here this year?
Answer from Vice-President in Charge of Smut Related Activity: Josie Maran, we haven't had her on here for a while. Get that picture of her on that balloon. Get the tech boys down at the lab on it.
Six hours later, the boys at the lab came back and said they couldn't find any pictures with her with a balloon but they found one of her sitting on a friggin inflatable chair.
Answer from VP-ICSRA: Yea, that's the balloon. Thanks!
See A Lot More Pics After The Jump!
Here's some favorite quotes from everyone's favorite hottie:
- I'm still figuring out why people would want to look at me. Maybe it's generic beauty, but it's weird to be valued for something I was born with.
- I'm a totally sexual person.
- I just don't know how sexy I can be.
- I'm usually a mellow, go-with-the-flow person, except when someone tells me I should do something. Then I get stubborn. If they don't back off, I get this horrible rage and want to kill them. When I was four and my mom would send me to my room, I'd get so mad I'd go outside and bang my head on the sidewalk.
- When I was younger, I wanted to be a sex therapist - a hipper Dr. Ruth. I've never had a boring conversation about sex. When you talk about sex, people come alive. My friends told me, `You know, guys are going to come to talk about their wives, but then they're going to want to sleep with you.' I figured I'd just wear a bag over my head.
- I'm really shallow when I come to guys. I only date really good looking, well-endowed guys, with great bodies. My friends are always going on at me. I'm like "I can't help it! I'm just a woman with high standards!"
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Josie Maran- The Original Nudgette Hottie
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