The Nudge Salutes: The Glass Table

Let's get the minor things out the way the model's name is Signe and she's one of the American Apparel models featured on their site. Now that, that's out of the way I'd like to salute this glass table for getting more butt than ashtrays.

American Apparel, what can I say that I haven't said a zillion times? All these other companies, i.e. Victoria Secret/Sports Illustrated, think that have to go to these exotic locations for their models to look like they are in "every man's" fantasy world. False: You do not have to go to Barbados to accomplish this.

What do you have to do to properly satisfy the every day creep? Got to Ikea. Buy a small size glass table and a beige couch. Done. Oohh wait...get a smoking hot girl to contort herself in ways that only creepy old guys who take yoga classes and set up shop in the far corner can understand. "Look honey that girl the site that our daughter buys her clothes from is doing the downward dog". Response, "How do you know that Hank? I thought you go golfing every morning?". Shortly after, Phyllis realized why pilates mat was on his Xmas wish list last year. Enjoy and more to come.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love

The Nudge Staff

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