10/2/09
Miss Singapore...for shame
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It's pageant season ladies and gentlemen, and I must say I'm as excited as an old man with a little blue pill. Pageant season in the Far East that is...and we already have a lucky lady. Let me be the first to congratulate the 19 year old student nurse, Ris Low, who has been recently crowned Miss Singapore World for 2009. My hats off to you....seriously.
It's a shame that you'll probably be put to death soon. That's what they do for stealing in Singapore?....isn't it? Looks like little miss Low here was found to be a thief. More specifically...she stole credit cards from patients at her clinic...and bought....you guessed it...lingerie. About $6,000 in it (probably 1 million dollars in Singapore bucks). I'm going to guess that a gift card from Victoria Secrets wasn't part of the grand prize.
But whats a semi-cute Asian girl to do? My real beef is this...that's the BEST Singapore can come up with? Walk through Flushing Queens just one day...shit...even a rainy Monday...and you'll see 10 Asian girls who'll blow her out of the water. Girl's without a criminal record...and who fill out the swimsuit a tad better.
The Nudge Staff
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