Holly Madison Official Keg Tapper

Normally Holly Madison is not a girl I'd even put in my top 400 and yes I have a top 400. BUTTTT...there is things I love about these pics. For creeps like me a couple of things were covered in these shots and a couple weren't (a thank you).

There is absolutely no way that Holly Madison consumes beer especially the kind that was coming out of the keg she was tapping in Hofbrauhaus Vegas. I mean pain killers have soooooooooo much less carbs duhhh...But as one website put it she did put the happy in happy hour that day for some raging alcoholics waiting to see a hot chick dressed up in an cute little apple picking outfit.

My personal fav thing about these pics is probably what makes me the creepiest creep in the world. Any time a chick grabs something that is even remotely phallic I think its sexy...along with giggle. This is pretty much a constant throughout these pictures. Only thing else she needed was to be holding a banana or a pair of skis..mmm..Maybe that's why I couldn't watch Susanna Hoff sing with a microphone in her hand when I was little. Enjoy.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love

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