Seriously? Pregnant again?

Might as well have dated a dude...


As I glance over these photos, I don't know if I should be pissed as shit...or somehow hopeful. It's not just a celebrity thing neither. Why do hot girls like dating dorks? And not even the cool dorks...the gamer dork...the sci-fi geek...the I got my ass kicked in high school dork now I'm a millionare dork....just boring ol' dorks. Somehow this leaves me torn. Should I be mad or "playa hate" on these guys for dating some of the hottest vaginas on the planet....or....should I rejoice thinking that we ALL have a chance? (I'm looking at you Olivia Munn) My brain began to hurt pondering this one. So I asked Yahoo. Most of the "experts" stated that dorks "treat them right" or are "sweet". I smell bullshit. Guys are guys. We all (including dorks) want nasty things in private...we like sports...and are all in one way or another dogs. Maybe dorks are just better actors. Maybe their just smarter then the average GI JOE and just know how to win...and keep these hotties. Maybe they just got lucky. Who the fuck knows. Since I consider myself a quasi-dork...for now...I'll just stop hating the player...and just be pissed off at the game. So boys...keep on playing Guitar Hero...read some more Harry Potter...and talk about Star Wars....and in time...Megan Fox should be knocking at your door. You're welcome and I'm out...