9/26/09
Michael Jackson Tells Celebrities With Herpes To "Beat It"
Do you like this story?
Here at BeatbytheNudge.com, we know a thing or two about withholding cures for diseases from the rest of the world. Within the next twelve years everyone on Earth will be afflicted with a rapid spreading viral case of severe gonorrhea, everyone that is except for us, hahahaha.
Well weren't we surprised to read that good old MJ had the same sick plan for world domination as we had. But MJ went a full step further by withholding the Cure for Herpes y'all. That Sick Bastard, HeeHee
A man is suing Michael Jackson's estate, claiming the singer is responsible for the theft of his herpes cure.
Erle Bonner claims Jackson gave his formulas for "herpes cure, acne cures and arthritis cures" to a guy named Kevin Trudeau, also a defendant, who allegedly pilfered them.
Bonner also claims ..."someone from the Jackson family came by my house and shot a 22 pistol in the air. They turned around in a neighbor's driveway and drove away."
Bonner also claims in his suit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court ... Jackson stole nine copyrights and the idea for an automobile insurance policy that "would revolutionize insurance for cars in America."
source:TMZ.com
The Nudge Staff
We are professional idiots. If you're looking for substance or quality, there are plenty of other places on the Interweb. Follow us on Twitter