HOOTERS time ~ Beat By The Nudge- No, You're Dumb!

9/1/09

HOOTERS time

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I'm soo 2000 and late with this one. It's September now, but on my mind, the 13th Annual Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant, held back in June. Last week sometime, I was in my local Hooters, eating some Crab Legs (just like everyone else...fuck the wings), and it got me thinking....how was this classy Pageant missed by the Nudge? Who cares about Ms. America? Ms. Teen USA....please. I want me a Hooters girl.

This years event was held at the Broward Center for the Performing Arts in Fort Lauderdale, the community college of stadiums, and judged by some of the best...including...and I'm not kidding...Michael Irvin, Joey Fatone, Lance Briggs, Eddie George, and Brandon Bernstein. I guess they know their Hooters better then anyone. The winner...drumroll please...Raechel Holtgrave...from Montana (the blonde with the crown up top) .

This waitress got a nice $50,000 check and the responsibility to...and I quote..."represent the Hooters concept as the quintessential Hooters Girl – the cheerleader, girl next door."

This is a joke....right? She make's minimum wage back home dealing with half horny, half drunk 21 years old but now she has "responsibility". Show me some boobs with that responsibility. It's a damn oxymoron. Even if this pageant is stupid...it did atleast provide some nice pictures. I'm out...and you're welcome.