9/3/09
Andrew Dice Anger: Video of the Day
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Now I know a lot of guys who have serious anger management issues that need to be worked out. However, Andrew Dice Clay (when he ruled) blows em all away.
If you were lucky enough to catch this straight to VHS movie on Cinemax, in between watching your Shannon Tweedy spank flicks, then you remember line after line of straight up abuse from Dice in his prime. NO ONE and I mean NO ONE is safe in this video. From the old lady who has 50 cans of cat food and makes you wait while she writes a check for them, to the random funeral blocking your way into a grocery store parking lot at 9 at night. It all comes full circle though as the Dice Man get's it in the end.
Years went by and yours truly could not find this video. Then I did some strenuous research, did a YouTube search, and wallah, there it was. Watch as Dice gets killed somehow goes to heaven, briefly, then boom to hell, where the Devil just couldn't deal with him either.
Man o man do wish Dice still had his A game because I'm not saying he spoke for me (winky wink wink), but he did speak for the masses. Although we at the Nudge don't agree with anything he says in this video. Enjoy the video (below).
***Mike Love fav lines:
"You wish Whitney"
"What size hat do you wear on that hat"
"What do you gotta take like a ticket or number thing at the bakery"
That's What She Said,
Mike Love
The Nudge Staff
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