Foreign Fur Friday: Lujan Fernandez

It's Foreign Fur Friday and our passports are virtually stamped in the country of Argentina. Who might you ask is today's international lady of the day? Lujan Fernandez, and she just might have the best coolio we've seen and no not the Coolio that did have the crimes that Ol' Dirty Bastard got blamed for.

Now by now you have to be tired of me saying the same ol', same ol' when it pertains to models getting discovered. So this time I'm gonna just quote the world's most reliable, NEVER wrong, source of information. No, not the Encyclopedia. Chickipedia:

At the age of 14, she was discovered on a beach in Uruguay by a modeling agent. She begged her parents to let her try fashion modeling, and they reluctantly agreed. By the age of 18, she decided to move to New York, where she could focus more on her career.

See I told you it was me making up this stuff. Oh ya, they also said and I quote, "she's got incredible funbags" and her vices are, "rice and beans".

But enough of the true facts at hand, Lujan, although being a huge super model, has completely dropped off the super model map. Why you ask? I don't know, but I'm on a quest to find her and let her know everything is going to be ok and if she ever wants to do modeling again, let's say for free or leisure, we have a tiny attic in Queens that can help jump start her career. Or help me us get rich off a creepy peep hole site. Enjoy.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love