PORN BANNED?

Lets go through the typical American male's day. Wake up, take a shower, eat breakfast, go to work, sit in traffic on the way home, eat dinner, wait for the wife to go to bed, then looks at porn, goes so sleep. Does that sound about correct? Well, time's are a changing my friends....especially if you're an Ukrainian Nudger/Nudgette. Take out the porn part of your day.

As of Tuesday, July 7th, 2009 (it's going to make history folks), possessing any type of pornography in the country is now considered a criminal offense. Yes, you're reading this right. CRIMINAL OFFENSE. Worst part, Ukrainian President Viktor never defined what porn is. Is it hardcore Bukkake type porn? Is it straight sex? Soft core not showing the genitals porn? Is this site porn? We do not yet know. The kicker, you still may keep pornographic material if used...now get this...for "medical purposes". Figure that one out. I masterbate because it's healthy? I don't truly get it.

I thought Europe (even Eastern Europe), was all about nakedness and porn? Even still, how is this going to be enforced? If I, let say, am on vacation in the Ukraine (times are tough). And lets say, I'm a dirty man sitting in the park reading a playboy...am I going to be tackled and handcuffed by the nearest constable? What about in my bathroom? Are there going to be spot checks? How do you sound tough in jail when you're telling your cellmate what you're in for (Criminal possession of naked girls?). Come on. Talk about prude.

This has to stop somewhere people. I know this is a bit serious for the site, but our fellow Nudgers need our help. Just check another country off of my "DO NOT EVER VISIT" list. I love the USA and...you're welcome.

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