Nudge Salutes- The Un-Interested Male Spectator

If you're anything like me, if two hot girls are standing next to you making out and grabbing each others Hahas, your going to at least give a glance over.
But if you're even more like me, you're actually going to run up next to them and try and join in. Which usually ends up with me calling my lawyer to get the bail money posted. Needless to say, take this as a warning if you are a hot chick who likes to grope another girls Tatas, don't do it while I'm standing next to you....or wait. Yeah, yeah you have my permission.



So unless you're caught in one of these pictures doing anything other than being led out of the room kicking and screaming in handcuffs, people are really going to start questioning just what team you've been playing for. And I don't mean the Yankees, unless you're Derek Jeter, but yeah even he would be called into question.

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