Hot Hooters girls


And here's Asylum.com's list of ten things you should never say to a Hooter's girl, unless your name is The Nudge and you happen to run a really, really crappy website. At which point, you have absolutely no chance whatsoever with any hooters Girl, even in Latvia, so what the Hell, anything you can say to her is fair game. Never mess with a man who has nothing to lose, that's why you don't see anyone picking on Pee Wee Herman anymore.

Keep in mind, the commentary in regards to these lines is supposedly from an actual hooters girl.


10. "Can I have your number?"
Hooters Girl: Do you have any idea how many times a Hooters Girl is asked this question within a single shift? You're going to have to try a little bit harder than that!

9. "Is that your real name?"
Hooters Girl: What kind of a question is that? This isn't a strip club! Is "Megan" really that outlandish of a name?

8. "You're gorgeous! You should be a model!"
Hooters Girl: First of all, I'm docking you points for using that line. I recall my grandmother telling me about the boys who used that one on her. It was tired even then! Second, your Hooters Girl knows that she's hot; she is made aware of this fact dozens of times a day. Lastly, nine times out of 10, she actually has done a bit of modeling. Nice try.

7. "If a woman with large breasts works at Hooters, then where does a woman with one leg work? IHOP!"
Hooters Girl: Cue forced laughter and feigned amusement. Do you realize that I am told this joke at least once a week? And that it is entirely unfunny?

6. "Do you have a boyfriend? He must hate that you work here!"
Hooters Girl: Yes, I do, and no, he doesn't. You see, I have chosen to be with a man who does not suffer from the crippling insecurities that you do, nor does he possess the frighteningly high levels of jealousy and rage that you have.

5. "Do you guys do lap dances?"
Hooters Girl: Again, not a strip club. There is no pole. There are no G-strings. If you're lucky, we might dance to "YMCA" with the numerous children running around.

4. "I love a girl in pantyhose."
Hooters Girl: I love a guy who won't share his most perverse fetishes with a complete stranger.

3. "I'll take a 10-piece wing, hot, breaded, with blue cheese, an order of curly fries, and a side of you!"
Hooters Girl: Ah, yes! Nothing like comparing a woman to fried food and implying that she can be purchased, while simultaneously making an unoriginal and played-out joke that she has already heard three times that day!

2. "Are those real?"
Hooters Girl: Are you an idiot? Why on Earth would you ask any woman this? It simply guarantees that you will never be given the opportunity find out!

1. "Would you sell your used pantyhose/socks to me?"
Hooters Girl: Lovely. Just lovely. Security!