The Cougar

You know her, the semi-hot older women out looking for a good time at the bar. At first, you and your boys kid around about her. Smoking cigarettes, dressed hotter than the other chicks around that are half her age.

And then you get to the fifth round and all of a sudden, something happens. She starts to look twenty years younger. And all of a sudden, you find yourself asking if she wouldn't mind if you bought her a drink. Next thing you know, you're being attacked by "The Cougar."

And you kinda liked it. Not that you would ever tell anyone of your friends. That's where not having any friends whatsoever becomes a benefit.

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