Bruno Banned?

This is, in part, a follow-up to my "porn banned" article. Let me just start off by saying this....If you live in the Ukraine, and have the chance to move, anywhere, do it...now. Officials in the Ukraine have just taken their war on porn a smidge too far.

As of this week, Sasha "Borat" Cohen's new flick, Bruno, about a gay Austrian fashionista, has been banned in the Ukraine. Yes. Banned. No porn. No comedies that slightly resemble porn. Officials in the Ukraine actually took a vote, and by a 9-6 margin, the banning of the movie prevailed. They are claiming that this flick will "damage the morality" of locals (because living in poverty and oppression doesn't already) due to the excessive junk shots and homosexual references. They obviously believe this movie will turn our little nudgers in the Ukraine into sword swallowing fudge packers.

Somehow Brokeback Mountain was "cool" with them, since it was done seriously, but this, as an obvious joke, doesn't cut the mustard. This has got to stop. I do not like doing serious articles, but this here urks me. I actually feel for my Ukrainian nudgers...I really do.

It's 2009 people. The worlds ending in 3 years (2012...there's a movie coming out about it so it must be true)...let them see a little cock and balls, laugh until they piss themselves, choke on some stale popcorn, go home, download some porn, wack one out, and call it a day. And let me get back to writing articles about boobs. I'm out and you're welcome....

The Nudge Staff

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