6/28/09
Nudge Salutes- The Ugly Friend in the Picture
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Brought to you through the friendship, teamwork and mutual admiration of The Nudge and Angry-G.
We've all seen her in the photos hanging out with her hot ass girlfriends. Trying to jump into the action of flashing a hand bra or showing off her ass when they all do after someone degenerate breaks out his cell phone camera. She's usually the girl that gets in the way at the bar when you're trying to unsuccessfully pick up her hot friend. Breaking into the conversation with a story about how her cat has just died of leprosy and totally killing your MOJO. Well, today, we salute her. That annoying pest that you just want to pawn off on one of your buddies, but even he won't have that much drunk on to jump in.
Now I know there are different strokes for different folks and ice cream comes in all different flavors, so if one of these is your girlfriend, sister or cousin, well, lets just say that I'm not the one pointing out the ugly chick in the photo, so thats your problem, not mine.
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