Leryn Margarita Franco Montes-The Hottest 51st Place Olympian Ever!

You're kidding me right? You're not into Paraguayan Olympic Javelin throwing? What kind of a sports freak do you call yourself? Go hold your head in shame man, we're just disappointed that's all.

Seriously, in keeping with our track and field motif, we now present you with another athletic hottie straight from the jungles of Paraguay. Do they have jungles there? No, they are one of the most developed and modern societies in all of Latin America (hey, we get a lot of traffic from down there. You have to pander to your audience). Viva Paraguay and all of South America!



This beautiful javelin thrower has competed in the 2004 and 2008 Olympics. And apparently, Nike CEO and founder Phil "Beat by the Ducks" Knight was so impressed by her 51st place showing that he decided to make her the new face of a Nike athletic line. Believe me, that decision had nothing to do with her looks, she earned it on the field.

According to her Wikipedia page, which is about as long as mine, she was a runner up in the Miss Paraguay pageant, and she competed in the Miss Universe Bikini pageant. But I guess she didn't win that one cause they would have said so.

This smoking hot spear thrower is just a loveable loser like you, unless you are on the Internet while you're currently in prison for something bad. If that is the case, Sir, you are not a loser, but a wrongly convicted upstanding individual who deserves a second chance at a jury trial, but without the crooked prosecutor this time.