6/17/09
Inappropriately Sexy Wedding Day Photos
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Nothing say's "I hate this person more than anything else" like taking photos of a woman on the most important day of her life, than posting them on the Internet for all idiots to drool over. These pics are extra sexy. Why? are the girls better looking than normal? no. Are the girls dressed sexier than normal posts? no. These are extra sexy cause all these pictures happened during the single biggest day of these girls lives and now are being seen by millions (ahem, okay, at most twenties) people and continuing the embarrassment over and over and over again, which just makes em a little bit more sexy than usual.
So today, with a civil war looming in Iran. Bodies in the streets and bullets flying everywhere in Tehran, we here at BeatbytheNudge.com salute the fine men and women of Iran who have taken time out of their civil war by logging on to our crapppy site and checking out our vast amounts of camel toe and hand bras. There are few things in my life that I have ever been prouder of. While watching CNN and seeing the people protesting and being killed outside in Tehran, while at the same time watching my web site tracker show multiple hits from perverts inside in Tehran at the same time.
We salute you brave men and women and enjoy the inappropriate brides. Camel toe for freedom!
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