Facebook Status' about Michael Jackson's death ~ Beat By The Nudge- No, You're Dumb!

6/26/09

Facebook Status' about Michael Jackson's death

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Michael Jackson, the so called "King of Pop" dead at age 50 today. The effects throughout the world and by world I mean Facebook were and still are mind blowing. You literally cannot go on one single page without a MJ reference. Sure you have the occasional, "MJ R.I.P :(", or "There will never be another MJ" yawwwnnn, however, my research has revealed something quite different. Now either my friends and friends, friends are delinquents with no morals, or these are the opinions of the masses. You be the judge. Here's what YOU posted today on your Facebook pages.

*Your free now Blanket

*Michael Jackson is dead, lives of kid's all over the world just got safer!!!!

*Heard Michael Jackson's cardiac arrest was triggered by naked pics of the Jonas Brothers

*I am mourning the Michael Jackson of 1968-1989

*Watching South Park MJ epidsode, they clearly called it!!!!

*Coroners have officially pronounced MJ dead. From what we can tell he died between 18-20 years ago. Forensic Investigator Tim Holbrooke states.

*Burn in hell MJ is a bitch

* Oh my goodness, how is Elizabeth Taylor going to take this news?!!

*Thinks the Jackson 4 is gonna suck!!!

*Macauley Caulkin must be devistated!!! haha

*The world lost two female pop icons from the 80s today

*So do I get my money back from the tour tix?

*Heard he was asked to be cremated and his ashes put in Etch A Sketch so kids all over the world can still play with him

*Heard he died of food poisoning. Ate too many 12 year old nuts

*You know since he's plastic maybe they can cremate him and make him legos so kids can always play with him

*So over Michael Jackson and waiting for the NBA draft ( 1 hour after reported death)

That's What She Said,

Mike Love