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10/30/09

The Sluttiest Halloween Costumes- A Definitive List Part II



The first installment of the definitive collection of the sluttiest Halloween costumes just happened to be the most successful first day post in the pathetic history of Beatbythenudge, which isn't really saying all that much. So I figured I'd continue it off with Slutty Disney characters (preferebly drunk), sexy nurses and a costume made up solely of leaves.  SO here we go....

Slutty Disney Characters                                        


Nothing is "Not only have I wanted to dress this way all year, but I also wouldn't mind picking up a pedophile tonght" like a slutty Disney Character costume.  Take your pick, whether it's Snow White, Alice in Wonderland or the Queen of Hearts, it's all good.














Slutty Nurses                                                           

The Slutty Nurse. A mainstay in Halloween costumes.  Why?  Cause of all the porn that features a nurse being banged by multiple guys.  That's it.  If there were a ton of porn that had girls dressed in Burger King uniforms, the Burger King uniform would be the huge mainstay of Halloween.  SO when wearing a Slutty Nurse costume this Halloween ladies, act like a porn star too!  Don't be afraid to kiss some other hot girls...for authenticity purposes only.


The Leaves Girl
Where this one got started, I don't know.  I guessing it all comes from the Bible and the whole Adam and Eve crap.  How that's sexy I don't know.  You don't see any hot costumes of Moses's wife do you?  Who cares, the whole point of this costume is that less is more.  And that's always awesome.


The Slutty Nun                                                         

Nothing say's "I want to go to Hell, come with" like a sacreligeous Slutty Nun Costume.  And I love that.  This is definitely a personal fave.  Especially if you pick up the girl wearing it and head back to your place, or the parking lot.  Both will do.  Dirty, dirty, dirty.

Miscellaneous Sluttery

These are costumes, although very slutty, can not be found to much on the Internet.  And since I barely leave my basement ever, it's my only source of material.


In the final installment tomorrow, the Titanic of all Slutty Costumes- The Catholic School Girl, the sexy cop and the French Maid.

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