Hot Girl Motivational Posters- The Godless Halloween Edition

When we're eventually elected President of this godless nation, we're going to get there on one campaign promise that we swear to produce. That's making the holiday of Halloween a week long event in the middle of August. We're going to make sure that everything from banks to shopping malls are closed and the only establishments that are allowed to stay open are the ones that sling alcohol and throw costume parties.

We're also going to establish the "National Slutty Costume Commission" and give it as much money as the Pentagon gets. We'll win in a landslide.

"We'll peddle smut like paper routes"