Winona Ryder's in Black Swan Too? Hottie Overload Edition

Wait...wait wait...Hold up. With all the hype surrounding the recent release of the movie Black Swan and the now famous Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman sex scene, one MAJOR aspect has been failed to have been mentioned pertaining Black Swan movie. How about the fact that Winona Ryder is in the movie too? Sorry folks, but she was these two girls, before they are what they are now ANNDD...I'm going to go against the grain and say she's sexier than both of them too. Peep our tribute to Winona from last year. Enjoy.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love

The nineties weren't all bad. Yeah I know it was responsible for giving us the Urkel, Fresh Prince and Steven Siegal. But it also introduced the world to this...

I'm not gonna waste any time on this one. Sit down because this is hard to believe..ready?...andddd...

"Jamiroquai frontman Jay Kay says sexy Winona Ryder wore him out with her non
"stop demands for sex". He confessed: "She has these enormous breasts - bigger
than they look on film. "She did have this habit of constantly wanting to play
hide the sausage. It was exhausting."

Wowsers... I guess his parents were clairvoyant because they almost nailed it when naming him at birth. It's a shame the nurse's K looked like G on paper. Winona Ryder was the Leighton Meester of the 90s. She was the girl next door, who even when she threw out the garbage in a loose tee shirt and jogging pants, made you run to your private stash of Neutrogena to squeeze one out before she went back in. No tanning bed addiction or longggg blonde hair, in fact, she was the complete opposite almost intentionally down playing herself. Where Ooo Where has Miss Ryder gone? Well if anyone sees her tell her I'm up for the challenge of a game of hide the sausage. What a tool.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love