Kesha

The other day I was walking down 7th Avenue in NYC and someone stopped me on the street. They said, "excuse me, aren't you Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumpkins?" I said " yea, yea I am. But I'm also the Nudge from the website beatbythenudge.com"

"Oh, cool" he said. "You think you could introduce me to Kesha?"

"Yeah sure no problem.  Just give me your number" Me/Billy Corgan/ Nudge said.

I then went home and googled Kesha.  I thought it was some kind of Brazilian goat cheese all the yuppies are into now.  Turns out, she's the second most googled girl in the entire world.  Lesson learned.