John Malkovich Xmas: Video the Day

Christmas is almost here and what better way to celebrate then to have a Christmas Story read to us by John Malkovich.

Holiday cheer meets creepiness at its best. From kids losing toes to St. Nick to suicide rates going up, no one could do this skit better than John Malkovich.

Mike Love fav line: When I was a child we used to suck on pennies and it was a delight.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love

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