Would Be Ninja Gets Impaled On A 4 Foot Fence In Seattle

A Seattle man who claimed he was a Ninja was impaled on a four foot tall fence as he was running away from a fight with an old man. Supposedly, the Ninja was trying to get away and jumped up onto the fence and impaled his ass-cheeks with a large piece of metal.

Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it. An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help. Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and took him to a hospital, where he was in serious condition in intensive care on Tuesday.



Police spokeswoman Renee Witt wrote in a department Web site posting that officers thought the man might have been involved in the reported assault, but he insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence.

Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role.

And in further proof that Life is Not Fair, this video of a kitten causing mischief is now up to having over 7 Million Hits on Youtube.  The world is about to end folks, prepare for Armageddon.

We have no one but ourselves to blame!