Top 5 Video Game Sluts

I've taken the time to find, and show you some racey picture of my 5 favorite video game sluts. Since the Japanese started making video games....they've made video whores. It was the easiest way of punching one out as a youth without mom finding any actual porn. All you had to do was pause the game, or look at the back of the box...and there goes your fix. As long as you didn't splooge in the nintendo...then it was no harm - no foul. Here's my short list and a quick reason why these "girls" are classics...




MS. PACMAN. The OG slut. Her name says it all..."Ms". Likes to bang ghosts soo much that she never gets married...but somehow has a kid. Awesome. She wear red boots, lipstick...and no clothes. Again...awesome. Hell...she's even spreading her legs for us. The ghosts even look surpised (look at their eyes).



LARA CROFT. Sooo hot in pixels it took Angelina Jolie to bring her to life. Her pixels jiggle with the best of them. How many other video game heroines would go topless for a cutscene (other then the above slut?). Playstations "next generation" graphics made her a borderline porn star. I'll raid her tomb anyday.



The Princess. Mario's booty call. When she feels like slumming it...she calls in the plumber with the plunger...And obvious she made a little cake of off the games....cause she obviously got a boob job.



Metroids Samus. This one took most of us by surprise. We all thought Samus was a dude. Kicking ass...taking no names...and then...type in that little code...JUSTIN BAILY...and BAM...Samus in a bikini...wow...good one guys.

The Nudge Staff

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