It's Time For More Hottest Girls of Myspace

No words of wisdom here. Just enjoy it. The girl at the bottom of the post can't keep a clean house for shit, but she sure can take pictures that fulfill about eight of my three hundred and thirty seven sex fantasies. Who the Hell needs clean shirts anyway? With a chick like that, you'd never have to leave the house... ever. Except maybe if Corey Feldman came out with a new movie. But in that case the theater would be dark and no one would notice you were wearing a dirty shirt. Except if the lights suddenly came on as Corey entered the theater. But at that point, you would be so excited that a dirty shirt would be the last thing on your mind. Speaking of which, when does Goonies Two come out?

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