This Is One Lucky Douchebag

Alright, follow me here for a second cause it's about to get a little confusing. According to Dailymail.UK, sometime around last year, this smoking hot college student from Florida was bored one night.

She decided to look around on Facebook for anyone else who had her same name. And she found some tool shed out in Texas that spelled her first and last name exactly the way she did. She then went on to send him an IM that said:

Hi. We have the same name.

This brain surgeon then takes a look at her picture and strikes up an on-line relationship with her. A year later this dweeb is getting tail that is ten times out of his league all cause his mother named him Kelly Hildebrandt instead of Janet Reno like she shoulda.

Just makes a fella mad that's all. Especially one who's mother named him Angelina Jolie! I got no luck whatsoever.