Holly Madison- Steals Hearts In Vegas ~ Beat By The Nudge- No, You're Dumb!

7/8/09

Holly Madison- Steals Hearts In Vegas

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The Nudge has officially returned from my summer hiatus. And I can say that I've learned three things from the experience.

Number One: Michael Jackson is dead. I'm not sure if anyone else has heard this yet, but as I get more information, I promise I'll get it straight out to you.

Number Two: When requesting a Brazilian prostitute through some sort of over the phone escort service, always cop a feel before you give the ~~dude~~ girl the money. Apparently once you give them the cash, they have some sort of no return policy. Apparently the phrase, "you'll just have to take me to court to get you money back," is quite common amongst the ~~dudes~~Brazilian ladies of pleasure.

And finally, Number Three: Apparently, Hugh Hefner's Ex Holly Madison is still kicking ass and taking hearts in a John J. Rambo-like manner. Over the Fourth of July Weekend, she hosted the Bikini Party at the Venetian in Vegas. And apparently, unknown to me, all orders of protection are particularly valid within the confines of Vegas too, according to my attorneys, and the FIne men and women of the Las Vegas Police Department.

So really, in a certain sense, what happens outside of Vegas...also stays in Vegas! I didn't know that. I thought there was some sort of amnesty program or a refugee from justice sort of thing there...seriously...Holly.....Holly..