Danger Giant Dick (Head): Pick of the Holidays

Santa assumes that Daddy has been naughty and not nice, which is obvious by his need to over compensate during the holiday season, can we say deck the halls with your tiny balls? I mean really how are you going to send this through the mail? I'm guessing the father was hoping he too could sit on Santa's lap, why are kids only allowed the joy of sitting on a lonely, elderly mans lap? Perhaps he plans on asking Santa for a better, more proper shirt for the next time around.
Peace and other stuff,

Jel