Don't Fall Asleep Drunk!

Sometimes you're better off drinking alone and falling asleep on your bathroom floor.  At least when you wake up you'll be the only one aware of it, and you won't have to look at photos like this up on the Interweb for the rest of your life.

"Hey, isn't that Jim from accounting duct-taped to the heat pipe in that picture?" is a lot worse than "Man that Nudge is always a drunk-free and in control kinda dude.  He just always smell like urine and vomit for some reason."