Jessica Simpson and "The Greatest Picture Ever Taken"

Okay, so it's more of a screen capture off of a television show than an actual picture.  But if that's an issue for you, leave.  Leave right now.  You don't deserve this quality entertainment.  You Killjoy, and don't forget to take that D-Bag Nuck Lachet with you.  He's the idiot that gave up being able to look at this for the rest of his life.  Disgracia!